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Post by Nightstar on Nov 24, 2008 17:23:31 GMT -5
Try to insult me... come on, you know you want to try...
Warning, this thread may contain sexual themes, mild language, and pervertedness. (I will allow language if it is appropriate to the joke, but keep it PG-13.)
They have to be anime themed.
And if you insult me, I get to fire one back at you.
Be warned, I learned some good ones back at SugoiCon! XD
I'll start:
Yo mamma's so fat, she stepped on the scale, looked down, and yelled "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!" XD
Any challengers?
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Post by Rainstar on Nov 24, 2008 21:15:56 GMT -5
Here is one i picked up at Sugoicon
Yo mama so ugly, Light couldn't look at her long enough to put her in the death note
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Post by Nightstar on Nov 25, 2008 16:33:58 GMT -5
Yo momma's so ugly that she looked at Ryuk and thought she was staring into a mirror.  |
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Post by Rainstar on Nov 25, 2008 16:50:29 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she thought STD's were pokemon. Gotta catch them all
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Post by Cracklestar on Nov 25, 2008 19:19:57 GMT -5
ROFL Rainstar.
Yo mamma - the mysterious lecherous monk
Yo mamma's so fat that she was no longer sexually attractive to your dad. The balls were inert
My demon got sucked into yo' mamma's Wind Tunnel
I shot my sacred arrow at Yo mamma
Yo mamma, the Nine Tailed foxy female dog!
Onix used Harden! Onix's defense rose! Yo mamma used attract on Onix! Onix fell in love with foe Yo mamma! Onix is inlove with Yo mamma! Onix used Hyper Beam on Yo mamma! Yo mamma restored over 9000 percent of it's health!
I know they're not your typical Yo mamma jokes, but they still involve Yo mamma and an anime themes.
(The over 9000 part in the last one isn't the joke, read it over a few times if you don't get it right away.)
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Post by Cracklestar on Nov 25, 2008 19:21:15 GMT -5
lolz Rainstar, you were quick to edit that. I thought language was allowed though........
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Post by Nightstar on Nov 26, 2008 10:40:41 GMT -5
Meh, I was going to say the STDs one...
To Rainstar: fine, here's a Poke'mon one:
Yo momma's so nasty, even Ditto wouldn't bang her. XD
(for those of you who don't get it, you can breed ditto with anything)
And as for you, Cracklestar...
Yo momma's so ugly, she's what made Itachi go blind!
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Post by Cracklestar on Nov 26, 2008 11:37:37 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so fat that she's always using the Human Boulder jutsu XD
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Post by Nightstar on Nov 26, 2008 13:11:20 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat even Choji told her to lose some weight. |
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Post by Rainstar on Nov 26, 2008 20:02:35 GMT -5
To nightstar: Yo mama so nasty, it made Jiraiya turn gay
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Post by Cracklestar on Nov 26, 2008 20:22:42 GMT -5
Yo mamma so fat she can't feel the power of Uchia.
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Post by Streampaw on Nov 27, 2008 1:55:58 GMT -5
also from Sugoicon because it was hilarious.
Your momma' is so FAT! She's the reason Itachi is blind.
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Post by Cracklestar on Nov 27, 2008 10:46:45 GMT -5
Yo mamma so fat I can't belive it! (I ain't givin' up 'til I become HoCage! Belive it!) Naruto and Sasuke make for great Yo' mamma jokes.
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Post by Cracklestar on Nov 27, 2008 10:52:12 GMT -5
Yo mamma so fat her nickanme is Megas XLR (Xtra Large Robot) Yes Megas XLR is anime look it up if you don't believe me. |
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Post by Rainstar on Nov 27, 2008 12:19:10 GMT -5
also from Sugoicon because it was hilarious.Your momma' is so FAT! She's the reason Itachi is blind. |
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